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想寻找一些练习用的绕口令……
最好是播音专业练习用的，在网上找了一些，似乎还是那些比较老的段子。感觉不是很好。记得以前我们这里的地方电台有过一次“播音员绕口令大赛”，好像是过节的时候做的游戏吧，觉得还是有一定难度的，只是不是很多的。
不知道这个帖子发在这里合适不合适~请原谅~汗~ |
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发布于：2006-09-29 18:55
打南边来个白胡子老头儿，手拄个绷白的白拐棒棍儿。
南门外有个面铺面冲南，面铺挂了个蓝布棉门帘，摘了蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧，面铺还是面冲南，挂上蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧，面铺还是面冲南. 一平盆面烙一平盆饼，盆平饼，饼平盆。 你会炖我的炖冻豆腐，来炖我的炖冻豆腐，你不会炖我的炖冻豆腐剧假充会炖我的炖冻豆腐，胡炖，乱炖，炖坏了我的炖冻豆腐啊. 扁担长，板凳宽，扁担没有板凳宽，板凳没有扁担长，扁担绑在了板凳上，板凳不让扁担绑在了板凳上，扁担偏要扁担绑在了板凳上. 打南边来个喇嘛，手里提拉着五斤鳎目。打北边来个哑巴，腰里别着个喇叭。南边提拉鳎目的喇嘛要拿鳎目换北边别喇叭的哑巴的喇叭，哑巴不乐意拿喇叭换喇嘛的鳎目，喇嘛非要换别喇叭的哑巴的喇叭。喇嘛抡起鳎目抽了别喇叭哑巴一鳎目，哑巴摘下喇叭打了提拉鳎目喇嘛一喇叭。也不知提拉鳎目的喇嘛抽了别喇叭哑巴一鳎目，也不知别喇叭哑巴打了提拉鳎目的喇嘛一喇叭。喇嘛炖鳎目。哑巴嘀嘀哒哒吹喇叭. |
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发布于：2006-09-29 19:23
1、初入江湖：化肥会挥发
2、小有名气：黑化肥发灰，灰化肥发黑。 3、名动一方：黑化肥发灰会挥发；灰化肥挥发会发黑。 4、天下闻名：黑化肥挥发发灰会花飞；灰化肥挥发发黑会飞花。 5、一代宗师：黑灰化肥会挥发发灰黑讳为花飞；灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花。 6、超凡入圣：黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会飞；灰黑化肥会会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花化为灰。 7、天外飞仙：黑化黑灰化肥灰会挥发发灰黑讳为黑灰花会回飞；灰化灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花回化为灰. |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:07
多 少 罐
一个半罐是半罐，两个半罐是一罐；三个半罐是一罐半，四个半罐是两罐；五个半罐是两罐半，六个半罐是三满罐；七个、八个、九个半罐，请你算算是多少罐。 两 个 排 营房里出来两个排，直奔正北菜园来，一排浇波菜，二排砍白菜。剩下八百八十八棵大白菜没有掰。一排浇完了波菜，又把八百八十八棵大白菜掰下来；二排砍完白菜，把一排掰下来的八百八十八棵大白菜背回来。 酸 枣 子 山上住着三老子，山下住着三小子，山腰住着三哥三嫂子。 山下三小子，找山当腰三哥三嫂子，借三斗三升酸枣子， 山当腰三哥三嫂子，借给山下三小子三斗三升酸枣子。 山下三小子，又找山上三老子，借三斗三升酸枣子， 山上三老子，还没有三斗三升酸枣子，只好到山当腰找三哥三嫂子， 给山下三小子借了三斗三升酸枣子。过年山下三小子打下酸枣子， 还了山当腰三哥三嫂子，两个三斗三升酸枣子。 登 山 三月三，小三去登山。上山又下山，下山又上山。登了三次山，跑了三里三。出了一身汗，湿了三件衫。小三山上大声喊：“离天只有三尺三！” 司小四和史小世 司小四和史小世，四月十四日十四时四十上集市，司小四买了四十四斤四两西红柿，史小世买了十四斤四两细蚕丝。司小四要拿四十四斤四两西红柿换史小世十四斤四两细蚕丝。史小世十四斤四两细蚕丝不换司小四四十四斤四两西红柿。司小四说我四十四斤四两西红柿可以增加营养防近视，史小世说我十四斤四两细蚕丝可以织绸织缎又抽丝。 四 和 十 四和十，十和四，十四和四十，四十和十四。说好四和十得靠舌头和牙齿谁说四十是“细席”，他的舌头没用力；谁说十四是“适时”，他的舌头没伸直。认真学，常练习，十四、四十、四十四。 石小四和史肖石 石小四，史肖石，一同来到阅览室。石小四年十四，史肖石年四十。年十四的石小四爱看诗词，年四十的史肖石爱看报纸。年四十的史肖石发现了好诗词，忙递给年十四的石小四，年十四的石小四见了好报纸，忙递给年四十的史肖石。 六十六头牛 六十六岁的陆老头，盖了六十六间楼，买了六十六篓油，养了六十六头牛，栽了六十六棵垂杨柳。六十六篓油，堆在六十六间楼；六十六头牛，扣在六十六棵垂杨柳。忽然一阵狂风起，吹倒了六十六间楼，翻倒了六十六篓油，折断了六十六棵垂杨柳，砸死了六十六头牛，急煞了六十六岁的陆老头。 老六放牛 柳林镇有个六号楼，刘老六住在六号楼。有一天，来了牛老六，牵了六只猴；来了侯老六，拉了六头牛；来了仇老六，提了六篓油；来了尤老六，背了六匹绸。牛老六、侯老六、仇老六、尤老六，住上刘老六的六号楼，半夜里，牛抵猴，猴斗牛，撞倒了仇老六的油，油坏了尤老六的绸。牛老六帮仇老六收起油，侯老六帮尤老六洗掉绸上油，拴好牛，看好猴，一同上楼去喝酒。 连念七遍就聪明 天上七颗星，地下七块冰，树上七只鹰，梁上七根钉，台上七盏灯。呼噜呼噜扇灭七盏灯，噯唷噯唷拔掉七根钉，呀嘘呀嘘赶走七只鹰，抬起一脚踢碎七块冰，飞来乌云盖没七颗星。一连念七遍就聪明。 天上七颗星 天上七颗星，地上七块冰，台上七盏灯，树上七只莺，墙上七枚钉。吭唷吭唷拔脱七枚钉。喔嘘喔嘘赶走七只莺。乒乒乓乓踏坏七块冰。一阵风来吹来七盏灯。一片乌云遮掉七颗星。 白 老 八 白老八门前栽了八颗白果树，从北边飞来了八个白八哥儿不知在哪住。白老八拿了八个巴达棍儿要打八个白八哥儿，八个八哥儿飞上了八颗白果树，不知道白老八拿这八个巴达棍儿打着了八个白八哥儿，还是打着了八颗白果树。 八 座 屋 八只小白兔，住在八棱八角八座屋。八个小孩要逮八只小白兔，吓得小白兔，不敢再住八棱八角八座屋。 把 萝 卜 出八十八二十八,八个小孩儿把萝卜拔，你也拔，我也拔，看谁拔得多，看谁拔得大。你拔得不多个儿不小，我拔得不少个儿不大。一个萝卜一个坑儿，算算多少用车拉，一个加俩，俩加仨，七十二个加十八， 拿个算盘打一打，一百差俩九十八。 九个酒迷喝醉酒 九月九，九个酒迷喝醉酒。九个酒杯九杯酒，九个酒迷喝九口。喝罢九口酒，又倒九杯酒。九个酒迷端起酒，“咕咚、咕咚”又九口。九杯酒，酒九口，喝罢九个酒迷醉了酒。 酒 换 油 一葫芦酒九两六，一葫芦油六两九。六两九的油，要换九两六的酒，九两六的酒，不换六两九的油。 牛 驮 油 九十九头牛，驮着九十九个篓。每篓装着九十九斤油。牛背油篓扭着走，油篓磨坏篓漏油，九十九斤一个篓，还剩六十六斤油。你说漏了几十几斤油？ 十 和 四 四是四，十是十，十四是十四，四十是四十。莫把四字说成十，休将十字说成四。若要分清四十和十四，经常练说十和四。 数 狮 子 公园有四排石狮子，每排是十四只大石狮子，每只大石狮子背上是一只小石狮子，每只大石狮子脚边是四只小石狮子，史老师领四十四个学生去数石狮子，你说共数出多少只大石狮子和多少只小石狮子？ |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:09
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit? A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!" A bloke's back bike brake block broke. A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue. A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue. A laurel-crowned clown! A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory. A noisy noise annoys an oyster. A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place where a plaice is pleased to be placed. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail. A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad but a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart, for the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower with her three-toed power the she-toad vetoed him. A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?" All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea! Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. Are our oars oak? A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net. A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake. A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right. He said: "It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!" A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr. Little. But Little, thinking little of Short, loved a little lass named Long. To belittle Long. Short announced She would marry Little before long. This caused Little shortly to marry Long. To make a long story short, did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more? |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:12
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Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter. Betty better butter Brad's bread. Black bugs' blood. Brad's big black bath brush broke. Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks. Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons - balancing them badly. Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter -- that would make my batter better." Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies. Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks. C. Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved. Cheap ship trip. Cheryl's chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips. Chop shops stock chops. Crisp crusts crackle crunchily. D. Diligence dismisseth despondency. Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps. Double bubble gum bubbles double. Dust is a disk's worst enemy. E. Ed had edited it. F. Flash message! Flee from fog to fight flu fast. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread. Freshly fried fresh flesh. Freshly-fried flying fish. Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy. Was he? G. Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar. Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle. Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock. Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. Good blood, bad blood. Greek grapes. H. He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. I. I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late. I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, "Forbear!" I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning. I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet, I sit. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. I wish you were a fish in my dish. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews? If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock? Irish wristwatch. Is there a pleasant peasant present? Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir? J. Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks! K. Knapsack straps. Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York. L. Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup. Listen to the local yokel yodel. Lovely lemon liniment. M. Meet Sir Cecil Thistlethwaite, the celebrated theological statistician. Mix, Miss Mix! Moose noshing much mush. Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be! Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop. My dame hath a lame tame crane. My dame hath a crane that is lame. Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book. N. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. O. Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat's felt. Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos. Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored him on the moor, and so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more. One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too. P. Pacific Lithograph. Peggy Babcock. Plague-bearing prairie dogs. Please pay promptly. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Q. Quick kiss. Quicker kiss. R. Real weird rear wheels. Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry. Robin Redbreast's bad breath. S. Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks. Sarah sitting in her sitting room, all she does is sits and shifts, all she does is sits and shifts. Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say this shortly, say this softly. Say this sixteen times in succession. Selfish shellfish. She said she should sit. She sees cheese. She sells seashells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells. She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter. Sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack. Sheep should sleep in a shed. Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers. Shredded Swiss cheese. Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets. Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed. Silly sheep weep and sleep. Six sharp smart sharks. Six shimmering sharks' sharply striking shins. Six short slow shepherds. Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens. Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward. Six sticky sucker sticks. Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers. Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick. "Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised. "Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter. T. Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side. The blue bluebird blinks. The cat catchers can't catch caught cats. The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver. The epitome of femininity. The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders. The sun shines on shop signs. The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel. There was cinnamon in the aluminum pan. Thieves seize skis. Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass. Tim, the thin twin tinsmith. Tiny orangutan tongues! Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat. Tragedy strategy. U. Unique New York. ???? Urgent detergent! W. We surely shall see the sun shine soon. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water. Who washed Washington's white woollen underwear when Washington's washer woman went west? Will you, William? Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped? You sent me your bill, Berry, Before it was due, Berry; Your father, the elder Berry, Isn't such a goose, Berry. |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:14
我知道但是你不知道，你不知道但是我知道；
我知道你不知道但是你不知道我知道； 我明知道你不知道但我还是不知道你知道不知道，你不知道我知道所以你也不知道我知道不知道； 到底谁知道谁不知道，反正我知道你就是不知道。 |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:15
断句练习
羿裔熠,邑彝,义医,艺诣.熠姨遗一裔伊,伊仪迤,衣旖,异奕矣. 熠意伊矣,易衣以贻伊,伊遗衣,衣异衣以意异熠,熠抑矣. 伊驿邑,弋一翳,弈毅.毅仪奕,诣弈,衣异,意逸.毅诣伊,益伊,伊怡,已臆 毅矣,毅 亦怡伊. 翌,伊亦弈毅.毅以蜴贻伊,伊亦贻衣以毅. 伊疫,呓毅,癔异矣,倚椅咿咿,毅亦咿咿. 毅诣熠,意以熠,议熠医伊,熠懿毅,意役毅逸.毅以熠宜伊,翼逸. 熠驿邑以医伊,疑伊胰痍,以蚁医伊,伊遗异,溢,伊咦.熠移伊,刈薏以医,伊 益矣. 伊忆毅,亦呓毅矣,熠意伊毅已逸,熠意役伊.伊异,噫,缢. 熠癔,亦缢. 有一个叫熠的人，他是羿的后代。熠居住在彝族部落中，义务从医，医术有一定的造诣。熠死去的的姨妈有一个后代叫伊，伊的相貌出众，衣饰柔和美丽，气质与众不同。熠开始对伊有意思了，买了衣服送给伊，伊把衣服扔了，穿上不同于熠送来的衣服暗示熠死心，熠非常郁闷。 伊在城里下榻，游弋到一个荫凉的地方，碰到一个叫毅的人，和他下棋。毅相貌出众、神气十足，棋艺很高，衣冠楚楚，放荡不羁。毅不时指点伊棋艺，伊受益匪浅，十分高兴，已然动了芳心，毅也看上了伊。第二天，伊又来与毅下棋。毅送了一只蜥蜴给伊，伊也送了一件衣服给毅。 伊患了瘟疫，说梦话还唤毅的名字，已然神智不清了，倚着椅子咿咿地说话，毅也咿咿地哭泣。毅拜访熠，告诉熠情况，想让熠医治伊，熠对毅叹了口气，告诉毅治病的条件是毅要远走高飞。毅明白只有熠才能治好伊，插上翅膀走了。 熠到了城中去治伊的病，怀疑伊是胰脏出现了创伤，用蚂蚁医治伊，伊出现腹泻，咦咦地说话。熠将伊转移，割下莲子心给伊服用，伊好了很多了。 伊想起了毅，又梦语毅了，熠告诉伊毅已经远走高飞了，暗示自己想得到伊。伊非常惊讶，长叹一声，自缢而死。熠得了神经病，也自缢而死。 |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:16
司小四和史小世
司小四和史小世，四月十四日十四时四十上集市，司小四买了四十四斤四两西红柿，史小世买了十四斤四两细蚕丝。司小四要拿四十四斤四两西红柿换史小世十四斤四两细蚕丝。史小世十四斤四两细蚕丝不换司小四四十四斤四两西红柿。司小四说我四十四斤四两西红柿可以增加营养防近视，史小世说我十四斤四两细蚕丝可以织绸织缎又抽丝。 四和十、十和四，四十和四十，十四和十四。说好四个数字，全靠舌头和牙齿。谁说四十是“细席”，他的舌头没用力；谁说十四是“实世”，他的舌头没伸直。认真学，常练习，十、四、十四、四十、四十四。 |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:19
十八愁绕口令（莲花落）
天下云游四大部洲，人的心好比是长江水自流。君子人相交是淡淡如水，小人交友蜜里调油。淡淡如水常来往，蜜里调油不到头。交朋友总学桃园三结义，莫学那孙膑庞涓结下冤仇。 唱的是：天也愁地也愁，山也愁那个水也是愁，君也愁臣也愁，爹也愁那个娘也是愁，老的也是愁，少的也是愁，恶也愁善也愁，穷也愁那个富也愁，鸭子也愁鹅也愁，那个牛愁马愁一十八愁。天愁不下那甘露雨；地愁五谷不丰收；山愁愁的本是樵夫的砍；水愁愁的本是流不到头；君愁愁的刀兵动；臣愁愁的把官丢；老愁愁的本是没有人管；少愁愁的本是白了他的头；恶愁愁的本是恶贯满；善愁愁的本是修不到头 说我诌，我就诌，听我没事儿我捋舌头。我们那儿有，六十六条胡同口，住着一位六十六岁的刘老六，他家里有六十六所好高楼，在那楼上头有六十六篓桂花油，在那篓上头蒙六十六匹绿豆绸，在那绸上头绣六十六个大绒球，楼底下钉着六十六根儿檀了木的轴，轴上头拴六十六头大青牛，牛旁边蹲着六十六个大马猴。六十六岁的刘老六，坐在了门口啃骨头。南边儿来了一条狗，那么这条狗它好眼熟。好像是大大妈家，大大妈的脑袋、大大妈的身子、大大妈的尾巴、大大妈的爪子、大大妈的耳朵，大大妈那个鳌头狮子狗。北边儿又来一条狗，那么这条狗它又眼熟。又好像二大妈家、二大妈的脑袋、二大妈的身子、二大妈的尾巴、二大妈的爪子、二大妈的耳朵，二大妈那个鳌头狮子狗。两条狗，抢骨头，打成仇。吓跑了六十六个大马猴，吓惊了六十六头大青牛，拉躺下六十六根儿檀了木的轴，撞塌了六十六所好高楼，洒了六十六篓桂花油。油了六十六匹绿豆绸，脏了六十六个大绒球。打南边儿来了个气不休，手里拿着个土坯头，去打狗的头。也不知气不休的土坯头打破了狗的头，也不知狗的头碰破了气不休的土坯头。西边儿来了个秃妞妞，手里拿着个油篓口，去套狗的头。也不知秃妞妞油篓口套上狗的头 也不知，狗的头钻了秃妞妞油篓口。狗啃油篓篓油漏，狗不啃油篓篓不漏油。 什么上山吱扭扭？什么下山乱点头？什么长头不长尾？什么长尾不长头？什么有腿家中坐？什么无腿游遍州？赵州桥什么人修？玉石的栏杆什么人留？什么人骑驴桥上走？什么人推车轧道沟？什么人拄刀桥头站？什么人勒马看春秋？什么人白？什么人黑？什么人的胡子一大堆？什么圆圆在天边？什么圆圆在眼前？什么圆圆长街来卖？什么圆圆道儿两边？什么开花儿节节儿高？什么开花儿猫了腰？什么开花儿没人见？什么开花儿一嘴毛？什么鸟儿穿青又穿白？什么鸟儿穿出皂靴来？什么鸟身披十样儿锦？什么鸟身披麻布口袋？ 双扇门，单扇儿开，我破的闷儿自个儿猜。小车子上山吱扭扭；瘸子下山乱点头；蛤蟆长头不长尾；蝎子长尾不长头；板凳有腿家中坐；洋钱无腿游遍州；赵州桥，鲁班修；玉石的栏杆圣人留；张果老骑驴桥上走；柴王推车轧道沟；周仓拄刀桥头站；关公勒马看春秋；罗成白，敬德黑；张飞的胡子一大堆；月亮圆圆在天边；眼镜圆圆在眼前；烧饼圆圆长街来卖；车轱辘圆圆道儿两边；高梁开花儿节节儿高；梅粟开花儿猫了腰；榶子开花儿没人见；玉米开花一嘴毛；喜鹊穿青又穿白；乌鸦穿出皂靴来；野鸡身披十样儿锦；鹗勒身披麻布口袋。 一道儿黑，两道儿黑，三四五六七道儿黑，八九道儿黑十道儿黑。买了个烟袋乌木杆儿，攥着两头儿一道儿黑。二姑娘描眉去打鬓，照着镜子两道儿黑。粉皮墙，写川字儿，横瞧竖瞧三道儿黑。象牙桌子乌木腿儿，搁到炕上四道儿黑。买了个小鸡儿不下蛋，搁到笼儿里捂（五）到儿黑。挺好骡子不吃草，拉到街上遛（六）到儿黑。买了个小驴儿不套磨，鞴上鞍韂骑（七）到儿黑。二姐儿男人去割麦，丢了镰刀拔（八）到儿黑。月窠儿的孩子得疯病，团几个艾球儿灸（九）到儿黑。卖瓜子儿的时运背，哗啦撒了一大堆。笤帚簸箕不凑手，一个一个拾到儿黑。 出南门，奔正南，有个面铺面冲南。面铺门口儿挂着个蓝布棉门帘，摘了蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧，面铺还是面冲南。挂上蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧，面铺还是面冲南。扁担长，板凳宽，扁担没有板凳宽，板凳没有扁担长。扁担绑在了板凳上。板凳不让扁担绑在了板凳上，扁担偏要扁担绑在了板凳上。 正月儿里，正月儿正，姐妹二人去逛灯。大姑娘名叫粉红女，二姐名叫女粉红。粉红女，穿着一件宝红袄，女粉红穿着一件袄粉红。粉红女怀里抱着一瓶粉红酒，女粉红怀里抱着一瓶酒粉红。姐妹找个无人处，推杯换盏饮刘伶。粉粉红喝了宝红女的粉红酒，粉红女喝了女粉红的酒纷红。粉红女喝了一个酩酊醉，女粉红喝了一个醉酩酊。女粉红揪着粉红女就打，粉红女揪着女粉红就拧。女粉红撕了粉红女的粉红袄，粉红女撕了女粉红的袄粉红。姐妹打罢撂过手，自己买线自己缝。粉红女买了一条粉红线，女粉红买了一条线粉红。粉红女她反缝缝缝粉红袄，女粉红她缝反缝缝袄粉红。 南边儿来个瘸子，担着一挑子茄子。手里拿着个碟子，地下钉着个木头橛子。没留神那橛子，绊倒了瘸子，洒了瘸子茄子，砸了瘸子碟子，瘸子爬起来要捡茄子。北边儿来个醉老爷子，腰里掖着个烟袋别子，过来要买瘸子茄子。瘸子不乐意卖给醉老爷子茄子，老爷子一生气，抢了瘸子茄子，瘸子拔起橛子追老爷子快给茄子茄子不给瘸子瘸子招乎手里橛子。老爷子一生气，不给瘸子茄子，拿起烟袋别子，就打瘸子。瘸子拿起橛子砍老爷子，也不知老太爷子烟袋别子打了瘸子茄子，也不知瘸子橛子打坏了老太爷子烟袋别子。 闲来没事出城西，树木榔林数不齐。一个一，一二三三二一，一二三四五六七，七六五四三二一，六五四三二一。五四三二一，四三二一三二一，二一一，一一一。一棵树长着七个枝，七个枝结的七样果，结的是槟子、橙子、桔子、柿子、李子、栗子、梨！ |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:20
十八愁绕口令（快板书）
数九寒天冷风飕，年年春打六九头。正月十五是个龙灯会，有一对狮子滚绣球。三月三王母娘娘蟠桃会，大闹天宫孙悟空又把这个仙桃偷。五月当午是端阳日，白蛇许仙不到头。七月七传说名叫天河配，牛郎织女泪双流。八月十五是个云遮月，月里的嫦娥犯忧愁。咱们要说愁净说愁，你听我唱上一段儿绕口令十八愁。虎也愁，狼也愁，象也愁，鹿也愁，骡子也愁马也愁，羊也愁，牛也愁，狗也愁，猪也愁，鸭子也愁鹅也愁，蛤蟆愁，螃蟹愁，蛤蜊也愁乌龟愁，鱼愁虾愁各有分由。虎愁不敢把那高山下；狼愁的野心不敢耍滑头；象愁脸憨皮又厚；鹿也愁脑袋七杈八杈长犄角；马愁备上那鞍骣行千里；骡子愁的一世休；羊愁从小把胡子长；牛愁愁的犯牛轴；狗愁改不了那净吃屎；猪愁离不开臭水沟；鸭子愁的扁了嘴；鹅也愁脑袋愁了一个锛儿喽头；蛤蟆愁长了一身脓疱疥；螃蟹愁的净横搂；蛤蜊也愁闭关自守；乌龟愁的不敢出头；鱼愁离水不能够走；虾米愁空腔乱扎没准头。 这个绕口令儿最难唱，咱们唱的是：前门楼子九丈九，四门三条五牌楼。出了便门往东走，离城四十到通州。通州倒有个六十六条胡同口，在里边住着一个六十六岁的刘老六，六十六岁的刘老头，六十六岁的刘老溜。老哥仨盖了那六十六阶好高楼，楼里头有六十六篓桂花油，篓上头蒙六十六匹罗缎绸，在绸上绣六十六个狮子滚绣球，在楼外头栽了那六十六根儿柏木轴，轴上拴六十六头大牤牛，牛上驮六十六个大马猴。刘老六刘老溜刘老头这老哥仨，倒坐在门口啃骨头。从南边来了一条狗，好眼熟。好像那大大妈家大大眉子、大大眼睛、大大鼻子、大大耳朵、大大口，大大鳌头狮子狗。在北边又来一条狗，好眼熟。好像那二大妈家二大眉子、二大眼睛、二大鼻子、二大耳朵、二大口，二大鳌头狮子狗。这两条狗争骨头，从南头跑到北头。碰倒了六十六阶好高楼，碰洒了六十六篓桂花油，油了六十六匹罗缎绸，脏了六十六个狮子滚绣球，在楼外头砸倒了六十六根儿柏木轴，砸惊了六十六头大牤牛，砸跑了六十六个大马猴。刘老六刘老溜刘老头这老哥仨，打死了狗，又盖起来六十六阶好高楼，收起来六十六篓桂花油，洗干净六十六匹罗缎绸，洗净了六十六个狮子滚绣球，楼外头栽起来六十六根儿柏木轴，牵回来六十六头大牤牛，逮回来六十六个大马猴。刘老六刘老溜刘老头这老哥仨又看见，南边来了个气不休，手里头拿着土坯头，去打狗的头。也不知气不休的土坯头打了狗的头，还是狗的头撞坏了气不休的土坯头。打北边来了个秃妞妞，手里头拿个油篓口，去套狗的头。也不知秃妞妞油篓口套上狗的头，还是狗的头钻了秃妞妞的油篓口。 这个狗啃油篓篓油漏，狗不啃油篓篓不漏油。 这个绕口令儿最难唱，咱们唱的是：山前有四十四个小狮子，山后边有四十四棵紫色柿子树。山前四十四个小狮子，吃了山后边四十四棵紫色柿子树的涩柿子。山前有四十四个小狮子，让山后边四十四棵紫色柿子树的涩柿子给涩死了。山前住着个崔粗腿，山后边住着个崔腿粗。俩人山前来比腿，也不知崔粗腿比崔腿粗的腿粗，还是崔腿粗比崔粗腿的腿粗。山前住着个颜圆眼，山后头住着个颜眼圆。俩人山前来比眼，也不知颜圆眼比颜眼圆的眼圆，还是颜眼圆比颜圆眼的圆眼。说你会炖我的炖冻豆腐，来炖我的炖冻豆腐。不会炖我的炖冻豆腐，别胡炖乱炖假充会炖炖坏了我的炖冻豆腐。我家有个飞禽别劲八斤鸡，飞到了张家后院里。张家后院里有个肥颈白净八斤狗，它咬了我的飞禽别劲八斤鸡。卖了他的肥颈白净八斤狗，赔了我的飞禽白净八斤鸡。 顺南边来了个喇嘛，手里提拉五斤鳎目。顺北边来了个哑巴，腰里别着喇叭。提拉鳎目的喇嘛要拿五斤鳎目去换顺北边来的哑巴腰里别的喇叭，别着喇叭的哑巴不乐意拿喇叭去换提拉鳎目的喇嘛他的鳎目。提拉鳎目的喇嘛就急了，拿起了五斤鳎目打了别着喇叭的哑巴一鳎目。别着喇叭的哑巴也急了，顺腰里摘下喇叭打了提拉鳎目喇嘛一喇叭。也不知道喇嘛的鳎目打了别着喇叭的哑巴一鳎目，还是别着喇叭的哑巴打了提拉鳎目喇嘛一喇叭。喇嘛回家炖鳎目，哑巴回家吹喇叭。 闲来没事出城西，树木榔林有高低。一棵树结着七样果，结的是桔子、槟子、橙子、柿子、李子、栗子、梨！ |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:21
玲珑塔绕口令（西河大鼓）
高高山上到有一位老僧,身穿着衲头几千层。你要问老僧年纪有多么大，曾记得黄河九澄清。五百年前，澄一澄，总共是四千五百冬。 老僧收了八个徒弟，八个弟子个顶个的有法名。大徒弟名字就叫青头愣，二徒弟名叫愣头青。三徒弟名字就叫僧三点，四徒弟名字就叫做点三僧。五徒弟名叫蹦葫芦棒，六徒弟名叫棒葫芦蹦。七徒弟名字就叫随风倒，八徒弟就叫做倒随风。 八个徒弟，学会了八中艺，八仙过海，各显其能：青头愣会打磬，愣头青会撞钟。僧三点会吹管，点三僧会捧笙。蹦葫芦棒会打鼓，棒葫芦蹦会念经。随风倒他会扫地，这倒随风他会点灯。 老师傅叫他们换上了一换，不知道换成换不成。这个愣头青他打不了这青头愣的磬，青头愣撞不了愣头青的钟。点三僧吹不了这僧三点的管，僧三点捧不了点三僧的笙。棒葫芦蹦打不了蹦葫芦棒的鼓，蹦葫芦棒他念不了棒葫芦蹦的经。倒随风他扫不了这随风倒的地，随风倒他点不了这倒随风的灯。 老师傅一见有了气，要打徒弟整八名。眼睁睁，八位徒弟个顶个的就要挨打，从外面，又来了五位云游的僧。五位僧人把情讲，罚他们后面去数塔玲珑。玲珑宝塔，十三起儿，临去数单层，回来数双层，谁要是数过来谁就是大师兄。谁要是数不过来玲珑塔，叫他一夜罚跪，到天明。 玲珑塔来塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第一层。一张高桌四条腿，一个和尚一本经，一个铙钹一口磬，一个木鱼一盏灯。一个金钟，整四两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第三层。三张高桌十二条腿，三个和尚三本经，三个铙钹三口磬，三个木鱼三盏灯。三个金钟，十二两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第五层。五张高桌二十条腿，五个和尚五本经，五个铙钹五口磬，五个木鱼五盏灯。五个金钟，二十两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第七层。七张高桌二十八条腿，七个和尚七本经，七个铙钹七口磬，七个木鱼七盏灯。七个金钟，二十八两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第九层。九张高桌三十六条腿，九个和尚九本经，九个铙钹九口磬，九个木鱼九盏灯。九个金钟，三十六两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔十一层。十一张高桌条四十四条腿，十一个和尚十一本经，十一个铙钹十一口磬，十一个木鱼盏灯。十一个金钟，四十四两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔十三层。十三张高桌五十六条腿，十三个和尚十三本经，十三个铙钹十三口磬，十三个木鱼盏灯。十三个金钟，五十六两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔来塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔十二层。十二张高桌四十八条腿，十二个和尚十二本经，十二个铙钹十二口磬，十二个木鱼十二盏灯。十二个金钟，四十八两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第十层。十张高桌四十条腿，十个和尚十本经，十个铙钹十口磬，十个木鱼十盏灯。十个金钟，四十两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第八层。八张高桌三十二条腿，八个和尚八本经，八个铙钹八口磬，八个木鱼八盏灯。八个金钟，三十二两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第六层。六张高桌二十四条腿，六个和尚六本经，六个铙钹六口磬，六个木鱼六盏灯。里个金钟，二十四两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第四层。四张高桌十六条腿，四个和尚四本经，四个铙钹四口磬，四个木鱼四盏灯。四个金钟，十六两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 玲珑塔，塔玲珑，玲珑宝塔第两层。两张高桌八条腿，两个和尚两本经，两个铙钹两口磬，两个木鱼两盏灯。两个金钟，整八两，西北风一刮，纹儿了纹儿了响纹儿了嗡。 僧人正数玲珑塔，抬起头来看分明：天上看，满天星。地上看，有个坑。坑上看，冻着冰。冰上看，长着松。松上看，落着鹰。山前看，一老僧。僧前看，一本经。屋里看，点着灯。墙上看，钉着钉。钉上看，挂着弓。看着看着花了眼，可不好了，西北乾天起了大风。说大风，好大的风，十个人见了九个人惊。刮散了，满天星。刮平了，地上坑。刮化了，坑上冰。刮倒了，冰上松。刮飞了，松上鹰。刮跑了，一老僧。刮碎了，一本经。刮灭了，屋里灯。刮掉了，墙上钉。刮翻了，钉上弓。直刮的：星散坑平冰化松倒鹰飞僧走经碎灯灭钉掉弓翻 |
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发布于：2006-09-29 20:22
牛郎恋刘娘,刘娘念牛郎,牛郎牛年恋刘娘,刘娘年年念牛郎,刘娘年年念牛郎,郎恋娘来娘念郎,念娘恋娘念郎恋郎,念恋娘郎,绕不晕你,算我白忙
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17楼#
发布于：2006-09-29 20:24
越来越老
不过老的也不容易啊 至少我是这么觉得 要新的话 只好原创一下 你可以试着把自己喜欢的老配音电影做个绕令  |
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18楼#
发布于：2006-09-29 20:25
2006春晚的《新说绕口令》里的绕口令
从南边来了一个高高大大的喇嘛，手里提着五斤比目鱼的啦。 从北边来了一个阿巴阿巴，背上背着一个伸缩喇叭。 南边提着比目鱼的啦的高高大大的喇嘛，要拿比目鱼的啦换北边背伸缩喇叭的阿巴阿巴的伸缩喇叭。 阿巴阿巴不愿拿伸缩喇叭换高高大大的喇嘛的比目鱼的啦。 高高大大的喇嘛非要换背伸缩喇叭阿巴阿巴的伸缩喇叭。 高高大大的喇嘛抡起比目鱼的啦抽了背伸缩喇叭阿巴阿巴一比目鱼的啦，阿巴阿巴摘下伸缩喇叭打了提比目鱼的啦的高高大大的喇嘛一伸缩喇叭。也不知是提着比目鱼的啦的高高大大的喇嘛抽了背伸缩喇叭的阿巴阿巴一比目鱼的啦，还是背伸缩喇叭的阿巴阿巴打了提比目鱼的啦的高高大大的喇嘛一伸缩喇叭。 高高大大的喇叭回家炖比目鱼的啦。 |
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19楼#
发布于：2006-09-30 07:42
晕，台湾喇嘛都出来了。
绕口令无所谓老与不老，越是老的绕口令，越有价值。楼主为什么想要新的呢？ |
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发布于：2006-10-01 12:55
这个文档里包含了所有声母韵母的绕口令大全，一共18页，楼主可以根据自己的情况针对性的练习
ps：绕口令无所谓新旧，只要达到目的就行，再说，绕口令都是老艺人心血的结晶，在以前强调功夫第一的年代，老绕口令可能效果更好一点呢。。。 |
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23楼#
发布于：2006-10-05 00:09
毛毛和涛涛，跳高又练跑，毛毛教涛涛练跑，涛涛教毛毛跳高，毛毛学会了跳高，涛涛学会了练跑。
=============== 嘻嘻~这个好像是小学一年级的时候的“说话”教材上面的课文哦~好怀念呀~ |
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24楼#
发布于：2006-10-05 00:27
谢谢大家的帮助啊~
读了一些~确实有很多是非常有用的段子呢~呵呵~ 如然想到配音网搞个绕口令大赛好不~我们这里的电台就搞过~好有趣的~ |
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